Bowling For Soup - Luckiest loser

^DMan, you're ^Bmreally one ^Aheck of a ^Gguy ^DBest ^Bmfriend since ^Ajunior ^Ghigh ^DYou showed me ^BmPlayboy for the ^Avery first t^Gime That was ^Drad^{Bm A G D}We saw Bon ^BmJovi, we sat ^Ain the front ^Grow ^DI pierced your ^Bmear right be^Afore the ^Gshow ^DWe stole your ^Bmbrother's beer and ^Ahe didn't ^Gknow ^{D Bm A G G}Your new girlfriend is a ^Dson of a gun ^EmDid you fall in love Or did you ^Ajust wanna get some?

^DThat girl is crazy, she's a ^Aloco-motion ^BmI know you know she used to ^Gbe my girl You ^Dbetter run for cover 'Cause she's ^Aticking like a time bomb ^BmAnd did I mention that you ^Gboth suck.com ^EmNow you're ^Gstuck with ^Aher Like ^EmMellen^Gcamp is ^Astuck with Cougar I ^Emguess that ^Gmakes me the ^Aluckiest loser

I ^Dmet her at a ^Bmkegger, passed ^Aout in the ^Gyard ^DGetting in her ^Bmpants wasn't ^Areally that ^Ghard ^D6 months ^Bmlater, she ^Acrashed my ^Gcar That was ^Drad^{Bm A G D}She's got a ^Bmglow from her ^Aspray on ^Gtan ^DMarilyn ^BmManson is her ^Afavorite ^Gband ^DI really ^Bmthink she might ^Aworship Sa^Gtan Not a ^Dban^Bmd ^{A G G}Your new boyfriend is a ^Dson of a gun ^EmDid you fall in love Or did you ^Ajust wanna get some?

^DThat girl is crazy, she's a ^Aloco-motion ^BmI know you know she used to ^Gbe my girl You ^Dbetter run for cover 'Cause she's ^Aticking like a time bomb ^BmAnd did I mention that you ^Gboth suck.com ^EmNow she's s^Gtuck with y^Aou Like a ^Emfrat guy ^Gwith a ^Abad tattoo Like Ce^Emlebrity ^GGolf with ^AAlice Cooper ^EmGuess that ^Gmakes me the ^Aluckiest loser

^BmMel Gibson, Danny Glover ^GYou deserve each other ^DA 'Lethal Weapon' when you ^Atake her home

^BmShe was a superstar ^GBack seat of my car ^DThose days are over Now life ^Agoes on, ^Gyeah ^GYour new girlfriend is a ^Dson of a gun ^EmDid you fall in love Or did you ^Ajust wanna get some?

^DThat girl is crazy, she's a ^Aloco-motion ^BmI know you know she used to ^Gbe my girl You ^Dbetter run for cover 'Cause she's ^Aticking like a time bomb ^BmAnd did I mention that you ^Gboth suck.com ^EmNow you're ^Gstuck with ^Aher Like ^EmMellen^Gcamp is ^Astuck with Cougar Like ^Emnumber ^Gtwo on a ^Apooper scooper I ^Emguess that ^Gmakes me the ^Aluckiest loser D Bm

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