Bowling For Soup - Almost

I ^Balmost got drunk at ^F#school at 14, where I^G#m almost made out with the^E homecoming queen Who ^Balmost went on to ^F#be miss Texas but ^G#mlost to a slut with ^Emuch bigger breastes I ^Balmost dropped out to ^F#move to L.A. where I was ^G#malmost famous for ^Ealmost a day

And I ^Bal^F#most had ^G#myou, but I ^Eguess that doesn't cut it ^BAl^F#most loved ^G#myou, I almost ^Ewish you would've loved me too^{B F# G#m E}

I ^Balmost held up a ^F#grocery store, where I ^G#malmost did 5 years and^E then 7 more 'Cause I ^Balmost got popped for a ^F#fight with a thug, 'cause he ^G#malmost made off with a^E bunch of the drugs That I ^Balmost got hooked on 'cause ^F#you ran away, and I ^G#mwish I woulda had the nerve ^Eto ask you to stay

And I ^Bal^F#most had ^G#myou, but I ^Eguess that doesn't cut it ^BAl^F#most had ^G#myou, and I ^Edidn't even know it You ^Bkept me guessin' and ^F#now I'm destined to ^G#mspent my time missing ^Eyou E (stop) B F# G#m E I almost wish you would've loved me too

^F# Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the ^Ethings I could've ^Bdone ^F# I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the ^Ebaggage weighs a ^Bton (baggage weighs a ton) ^D#mI know we ^G#mhad our problems, ^EI can't remember one I ^Balmost forgot to ^F#say something else, so if I ^G#mcan't fit it in I'll keep it ^Eall to myself I ^Balmost wrote a song ^F#about you today, but I ^G#mtore it all up and then and I ^Ethrew it away

And I ^Bal^F#most had ^G#myou, but I ^Eguess that doesn't cut it ^BAl^F#most had ^G#myou, and I ^Edidn't even know it You ^Bkept me guessin' and ^F#now I'm destined to ^G#mspent my time missing ^Eyou And I ^Bal^F#most had ^G#myou, (al^Emost had you) ^BAl^F#most had ^G#myou, I almost ^Ewish you would've loved me, (wish you would've loved me) too^{B F# G#m E B F# E}