Bowling For Soup - 99 biker friends

^DD do do do, ^D/C#d do do do, ^Gd do do do, d ^Ad do do do Verse 1 ^DSuch a big man, ^Asuch a little chick. I ^Gthink it all goes ^Aback to your tiny ^DPick-up truck in the ^Adriveway, With a ^Gsticker on the window &^Aquot;rest in peace number 3". ^DTell all your friends ^Ahow you put her in her place ^G7 pounds of makeup just to ^Ahide her beat up ^Gface,such a pretty ^Aface.

^DIt takes a tough man to ^Aslap her ^Garoun^Ad. ^DSuch a bad guy to ^Akeep such a good girl ^Gdow^An. She's wearing ^Gshades but we all ^Asee be^Bhind the tinted ^Gglass D A (stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

^DTell her that you're sorry,^Ablame it on the beer ^GYour dad was mean to you,^Ayour friends think you're an ^Dasshole,and ^AI do too. ^GOver compensatin' ^Afor your small shoes. ^DTaking her away, ^Abut you won't say when. ^GHold her in your arms,tell her ^Athis won't happen ^Gagain,when will this ^Aend'

^DIt takes a tough man to ^Aslap her ^Garoun^Ad. ^DSuch a bad guy to ^Akeep such a good girl ^Gdow^An. She's wearing ^Gshades but we all ^Asee ^Bbehind the tinted ^Gglass D A (stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...

^BI wish Bruce ^ALee was here ^Gright now with his trusty nun ... Chuck ^BNorris is still a^Alive,so let's ^Gcall up Walker, Texas Ranger ^AAll the dudes from danger danger,let's ^Gget the A-Team 50 ^ACent with his bling-bling and a ^Gcouple of prison guards

^DIt takes a tough man to ^Aslap her ^Garoun^Ad. ^DSuch a bad guy to ^Akeep such a good girl ^Gdow^An. ^DYou're such a tough guy I ^Acan't wait to bring you ^Gdow^An She's wearing ^Bshades but we all ^Asee be^Bhind the tinted ^Gglass D A (Stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

(^D99 biker friends,^AI just wanna mention the ^G69 lesbians^A) I hope that you can run fast, start runnin' now (^D99 biker friends,^AI just wanna mention the ^G69 lesbians^A) ^D we're gonna kick your ass