^CDebbie just hit the wall ^GShe never had it all ^AmOne Prozac a day ^FHusband's a CPA ^CHer dreams went out the door ^GWhen she turned 24. ^AmOnly been with one man ^FWhat happened to her plan?

^CShe was gonna be an actress ^GShe was gonna be a star ^AmShe was gonna shake her ass(ass) ^FOn the hood of White Snake's car ^CHer yellow SUV is now the enemy ^GLooks at her average life ^AmAnd nothing, ^Fhas been... ^Gall right since

^CBruce Springsteen, Madonna ^GWay before Nirvana(1985) ^AmThere was U2 and Blondie ^FAnd music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoo) ^CHer two kids in high school ^GThey tell her that she's uncool (1985) ^AmCuz she's still preoccupied ^FWith ^F19, 19, 198^G5

^CShe’s seen all the classics ^GShe knows every line ^Am"Breakfast Club", "Pretty In Pink" ^FEven "St. Elmo's Fire" ^CShe rocked out to Wham! ^GNot a big Limp Bizkit fan ^AmThought she'd get a hand ^FOn a member of Duran Duran

^CWhere's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin? ^GAnd who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? ^AmWhen did reality become T.V.? ^FWhat ever happened to sitcoms, game shows, ^G(on the radio)

^CBruce Springsteen, Madonna ^GWay before Nirvana(1985) ^AmThere was U2 and Blondie ^FAnd music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoo) ^CHer two kids in high school ^GThey tell her that she's uncool (1985) ^AmCuz she's still preoccupied ^FWith ^F19, 19, 198^G5

^CShe hates time, make it stop ^GWhen did Motley Crue become classic rock? ^AmAnd when did Ozzy become an actor? ^FPlease make this stop, s^Ftop, STO^GP... and bring back

^CBruce Springsteen, Madonna ^GWay before Nirvana(1985) ^AmThere was U2 and Blondie ^FAnd music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoo) ^CHer two kids in high school ^GThey tell her that she's uncool (1985) ^AmCuz she's still preoccupied ^GWith 1985

^CBruce Springsteen, Madonna ^GWay before Nirvana(1985) ^AmThere was U2 and Blondie ^FAnd music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoo) ^CHer two kids in high school ^GThey tell her that she's uncool (1985) ^AmCuz she's still preoccupied ^FWith ^F19, 19, 198^G5

Bowling For Soup - 1985