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[INTRO] (After much glissando...) Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb B B G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-11|1~~~~~~~~~~~~~-11|1-1---1-|--1---1-|--------|--------| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|2-2-2-2-| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| Eb Eb E F# E G:--------|--------|--------|--------| D:1---1---|1---1---|2-------|4---2---| A:--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------| [VERSE]
The Bsilicon chip inEbmside her head gets Eswitched to overF#load And Bnobody's gonna go to Ebmschool today she’s gonna Emake them stay at F#home And Edaddy doesn't underF#stand it He always Bsaid she was good as Egold (Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh) And he can Esee no reasons 'cause there Eare no reasons (No reasons) (No reasons) What Ereason do you need to be sF#hown? F#6 F#7 (Reason) (Sho- o- o- o- own)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---| A:2---2---|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7 G:--------|--------|4---4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2-------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [CHORUS]
B I don’t like B/BbMondays E/G# I don’t like F#Mondays (Tell me why) (Tell me why) B B/Bb E/G# E/G# F# N/C I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh (Tell me why) The whole day Bdown Ebm E F# E
B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# E/G# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|2---2---| A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|--------| F# N/C B Ebm E F# E G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:4-4-4-4-|4 |--------|1---1---|2---2---|44--22--| A:--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [VERSE]
The BTelex machine is Ebmkept so clean and it Etypes to a waiting F#world (The Telex machine is kept so clean and it types to a waiting world) And Mother Bfeels so shocked Father'sEbm world is rocked (And Mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked) And their Ethoughts turn to their F#own little girl (And their thoughts turn to their own little girl) ESweet sixteen ain't that F#peachy keen Now it Bain't so neat to adEmit defeat (Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh) They can Esee no reasons 'cause there Eare no reasons (No reasons) (No reasons) What Ereason do you F#need? F#6Oh F#7Oh oh oh (Nee- ee- ee-ee-eed)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---| A:2---2---|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7 G:--------|--------|4---4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [CHORUS]
B I don’t like B/BbMondays E/G# I don’t like F#Mondays (Tell me why) (Tell me why) B B/Bb E/G# E/G# F# N/C I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh (Tell me why) The whole day Ebsus4down down Ebsus4down shoot it all Ebmdown... Ebm
B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# E/G# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|2---2---| A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|--------| F# N/C Ebsus4 Ebsus4 Ebm Ebm G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:4-4-4-4-|4 |1---1---|1---1---|--------|--------| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [INSTRUMENTAL] (Piano) Ebsus4 Ebsus4 E F# B B B B G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:1---1---|1---1---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [VERSE]
And all the Bplaying’s stopped in the Ebmplayground now She Ewants to play with her F#toys a while And Bschool's out early and Ebmsoon we'll be learning And the Elesson today is F#how to die
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| (Slowly...)
And then the Ebullhorn crackles and the F#sus4captain tackles With the Bproblems and the how's and Ewhy's (Ooooooooh) (Oooooooooh) And he can Esee no reasons 'cause there Eare no reasons (No reasons) (No reasons) What Ereason do you need to F#die F#6die? F#7Oh-oh-oh and
E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7 G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2-------|2 |2 |2 |4---4---|4-------| A:--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|------2-|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [VERSE]
The Bsilicon chip inEbmside her head gets Eswitched to overF#load Oh And Bnobody's gonna go to Ebmschool today she’s gonna Emake them stay at F#home And Edaddy doesn't underF#stand it He always Bsaid she was good as Egold (Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh) And he can Esee no reasons 'cause there Eare no reasons (No reasons) (No reasons) What Ereason do you need to be F#shown? F#6 F#7 (Sho- o- o- o- own)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|--------|--------|44--22--|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---| A:2---2---|1---1---|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|4-------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E F# B B/Bb E E E E F# F#6 F#7 G:--------|--------|4---3---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:2-------|4-------|--------|2-------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| [CODA] (Briskly...)
B I don’t like B/BbMondays E/G# I don’t like F#Mondays (Tell me why) (Tell me why) B I don't like B/Bb I don't like E/G# I don't like F#Mondays (Tell me why) (Tell me why) B I don't like Ebm I don't like E I don't like F#Mondays (Tell me why) (Tell me why) B Ebm E E F# N/C I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh (Tell me why)
(Slowly)...
The whole day Bdown... Ebm E F# B B (Oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh Oooh Oooh Ooooh)
(Briskly...) B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# F# G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|--------|--------|--------|--------| A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|--------|--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-| B Ebm E F# B Ebm E E G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:--------|1-1-1-1-|2-2-2-2-|4-4-4-4-|--------|1-1-1-1-|2---2---|2---2---| A:2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| (Slowly...) F# N/C N/C B Ebm E F# B B G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| D:4-4-4-4-|4-------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2~~~~~~~| E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| Michael Oxner moxner@nbnet.nb.ca Updated January 31, 2012