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EWell I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed I fAelt like a dog who's been kicked in the head ChBecked out my mail there was letter that read ELove for sale, love for sale I pEicked up the phone I called everyone I could I let my fAingers do the walking through the telephone book You cBan't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook ELove for sale, love for sale SAend up a signal throw me a line SEomebody explain "this funny Valentine" It mAight not be signal but it sure ain't a crime I'm Bone step from crazy and two steps behind I called ELt. Columbo from my TV set I've tried the DAating Game I haven't found her yet I'm hBoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet ELove for sale, love for sale
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E - A - B - E - A - E - A - B - E We've been liEving together 3 years, 2 hAours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers You cBan't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears ELove for sale, love for sale I guess IE've learnt my lesson it was easy to see MAy old lady she played this joke on me BI never looked where I forgot it would be ELove for sale, love for sale