Standard tuning. No capo This is a tough song to tab because its so fast and heavy, it's hard to get the distinct guitar part figured out. If you have any more ideas, let me know. I tried my best. Better than nothing, I hope.

^DDon't you say don't you ^Gever ever say that it was ^Bbworth it for the ^Aprofit. ^DAnother day

when I wait there shit-faced

Then I smile when ^GI'm on and sing the ^Asongs that I did not write. ^BmAnd they'll dance to i^Gt. ^AAnd I'll smile and I^D'll get paid. ^BmBaggy pants are stupi^Gd. ^AAlt-rock, ^ASkynyrd, ^Aplay another song I hate.

^DI'll just ^Gstay on the ^Astate ^Gstreets ^BbCompla^Aining that it's ^Dall t^Ghe s^Aame but ^Gtoo lazy to c^Bbhange ^Aanything. ^DAnd I can't spend ano^Gther day ^Bbthink^Ain' these ^Dplaces on s^Gtreet signs are the only places that ^BbI've ev^Aer been.

^DDrink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter. ^G(It's) the illusion that th^Bbey all g^Aive a shit. ^DAnd some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!" ^Gand I'll smile and I'll key ^Bbtheir t^Aruck.

^BmAnd it sucks so b^Gad But I ^Amade one Benjamin. ^DHow can I b^Bbe mad? ^AI paid one ^Aseventh of my rent ^AAnd maybe I^A'll buy a plate of eggs.

^DI'll just ^Gstay on the ^Astate ^Gstreets ^BbCompla^Aining that it's ^Dall t^Ghe same but ^Gtoo lazy to c^Bbhange ^Aanything. ^DAnd I can't spend ano^Gther day ^Bbthink^Ain' these ^Dplaces on s^Gtreet signs are the onl^Gy places that ^BbI've ev^Aer been.

^F#mI'm not feelin' Minnesota. ^GI sit next to an ^AATM and people check their ^Bbdimbalance during ^Dmy set. ^F#mAnd play cover songs from the ^G90's by ^Gone-hit-wonders, Chumba^G#dimwumba, Tubthumper ^Aand a jersey-wearing motherfucker^Bbdim withdr^Aaws h^Dis twenty bucks.

Bomb the Music Industry - Free bird