Bob Dorough - Telegraph line

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^CThere's a telegram for ^E7you, ma'am ^AmAnd the m^F#dimessage is clear ^FIt says there's something ^Gbugging you And buzzing in your ear ^CThe results can be quite ^Amitchy ^FSo what is your ^Adimreply' ^FTell your arm ^G7to swat that ^Cfly! Hey, ^Fthere's a telegraph ^Gline You got ^Cyours and I got mine ^FIt's called the ^Gnervous ^Csystem ^FAnd everybody ^Gunderstands ^E7Those telegram ^Amcommands And you ^Fknow that e^Gverybody better l^Cisten! ^CThe central ^E7nervous system Is ^Amthe brain and the ^F#dimspine ^FThe brain controls the ^G7system ^FAnd the spine is the ^Cline Telegrams come i^E7n To tell what's ^Amhappening to ^F#dimyou ^FThen telegrams go ^Gout ^FTo tell your body ^Cwhat to do ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit Gm7b5 Dit dittle dittle dit ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit ^CThere's a telegram ^E7for you, sir Better ^Amread it on the ^F#dimspot ^FIt says your hand i^Gs near a stove ^FThat's very, very ^Chot The results can be quite ^Ampainful And there's no time to t^F#dimhink ^FQuick, pull that ^Ghand away, ^Fand get it to the s^Cink! ^FThere's a telegraph line You got ^Cyours and I got mine ^FIt's called the ^Gnervous s^Cystem ^FAnd everybody ^Gunderstands Those ^E7telegram ^Amcommands And ^Fyou know that every^Gbody better ^Clisten! Your peripheral ^E7nerves They ^Amgo all ^F#dimout ^FDelivering those ^Gmessages Your senses ^Csend out From your hearing ^E7and touch To your ^Amsight and taste and ^F#dimsmell ^FThey let your brain ^Greact ^FTo all the messages ^Gthey te^Cll ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit Gm7b5 Dit dittle dittle dit ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit ^CThere's a telegram for ^E7you, kid And it's ^Amat an awful ^F#dimtime It ^Fsays you've got to ^Ggo on stage And ^Fyou forgot your lines ^CYou're going to be ^E7embarrassed Because this ^Amtelegram's a ^F#dimrush ^FYour heart starts beating ^Gfaster and you ^Cblush! Hey, ^Fthere's a telegraph ^Gline You got ^Cyours and I got mine ^FIt's called the ^Gnervous ^Csystem And everybody ^E7understands Those ^Amtelegram ^F#dimcommands And ^Fyou know that every^Gbody better ^Clisten! The ^E7autonomic system Has a ^Amhold of ^F#dimyou ^FControlling auto^Gmatically Some ^Fthings that you ^Gdo Your ^Cbreathing and ^E7your heartbeat Just ^Amgo on naturally^F#dim And ^Fwhen you're scared, your ^Gnerves ^Frev ^Gup the ^Cspeed! ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit Gm7b5 ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit ^G7Dit dittle dittle dit Hey, ^Fthere's a telegraph ^Gline You got ^Cyours and I got mine ^FIt's called the ^Gnervous ^Csystem And ^Feverybody ^Gunderstands ^E7Those telegram ^Amcommands ^FAnd you know that every^Gbody better ^Clisten! ^FDit dittle dittle dit ^E/CDit dittle dittle ^D7dit ^CDit dittle dit dit!