Bo Burnham - Whats funny

My sh^Cow is a little bit silly an^Fd a little bit ^Cpretentious ^F Like Sh^Cakespeare's willy or N^Foam Chomsky^Amin wearing a strap on, ^G It's ^Calso a little bit gay an^Fd a little off^Censive, ^F Like Th^Canksgiving Day or Noa^Fm Chomsky ^Aminwearing a strap on, ^G So put your cell ph^Cones to vibrate, ^F And put your vibrato^Aminrs to cell phone ^Gmode, ^CWelcome to the show it goes a little^F bit like this, ^Amin JOKE... (la^Gugh)... exactly. ^CWelcome to my flow it flows a litt^Fle bit like this, ^Amin With a rap ^Ga dist and a, ^CSwift rap on the wrist a^F wrap and a kiss, ^AminLike Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit. ^{G C}I got a show that'll test ya ^Fkids, Then ask ^Aminone question and the question is, ^G What's funn^Cy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^F What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Gy? Oh, Hum^Cor is often linked to s^Fhared experien^Amince, ^G Like a guy^C gets up and says, "have you n^Foticed that public restrooms have really inefficien^Amint hand dryers, ^G Oh my god, ^Cyes I have, HA ^FHA HA, ^Amin Really good point, ^Gthey should fix that, ^C Its g^Food to know that somebody fin^Aminally gets me, ^G because my wife div^Corced me which Sub-Consciously forced me, ^F to l^Aminose all sense of self. ^G So its ni^Cce to think about hand dryers^F and not that cheating who^Aminre, ^G Because stand^C up comedy is actually pretty e^Fasy, ^{Amin G} If you're an asian^C comic just get up and sa^Fy, "My mothers got the weirdes^Amint fucking accent" ^G then just do, a^C chinese accent, bec^Fause everybody laughs at the chinese acce^Aminnt, ^G Because they privatel^Cy thought that your people were laughable^F, And now you've given them^Amin the chance to express that in public^G, If you're a musi^Ccal comic, just give 'em a lit^Ftle weird voice inflect^Aminion ^G C F Amin [stop] Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection What's funn^Cy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^F What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Gy? [stop] TOURETTE'S! What's funn^Cy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^F What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Gy? And the audience says When I was a baby, ma^Cybe I laughed at peop^Fle jiggling keys, ^{Amin G} Now I'm older^C and bolder, And just get mad 'ca^Fuse i notice that the keys are to a Hummer^Amin, ^G Fuck my life I^C don't fuck my wife, ^F so fuck my wife an^Amind fuck my life, ^G and my son is gay, but^C not sitcom gay, ^F My daughter's a whore lik^Amine another girl who used to be her mother^G, But the marr^Ciage made her miss merry americana, ^{F Amin}I want a teen without screamin^Gg prima-donna, But the radi^Ccal feminists made my wif^Fe a man, ^{Amin G} And if I die^C happy the situation ^Fwill be autoerotic asphyx^Aminiation, ^{G C}I hate my life ^Fand it hates me back, ^{Amin G} and my friend is black, ^C but I ^Fdon't know what to call him, so ^AminI just call him^G... ^C"Yo wha^Ftup Jamaal?&quo^Amint;, [stop] G Even though his name is Steve, I ^CHate my job I hate my life, hate my kids^F I hate my wife, ^AminJews would know I do it; Judas beat ^Gme to it, ^CI'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic^F coma, ^{Amin G} A [just strum angrily a bunch of times] And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....

What's funn^Cy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^F What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Gy? [stop] *pop* It's a boy! What's funn^Cy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^F What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Gy? Hopefully this ^{C G C}