Bo Burnham - Welcome to youtube

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^DI used to w^Galk through life,^{Bm A} now I fr^Dolic.^{G Bm A D}Youtube has been like a fa^Gther to me, Except Yout^Bmube's n^Aot an alcholi^Dc. ^{G Bm A D}Before Youtube I was just a s^Gkinny white kid, that thought he was fu^Bmnnier, &^A; cooler than he actually was.^{D G Bm A} and n^Dow not much has cha^Gnged, but^Bm I have a ^Ashitload of money^D. ^{G Bm A}

Because Yo^Bmutube is a place for p^Geople to share their ide^Aas. ^BmIf by people you mean 1^G3-year-old girls, and by id^Aeas you mean how they love the ^AJonas Brothers. I^Bm'm just kidding But l^Get's be honest, that's a hefty majorit^Ay. And if yo^Bmu don't believe ^Gme Yo^Du must be a no^Aob

^ASo, Welcome to Youtube^D! You don't kn^Gow what you're missing, and ju^Bmst by searching, &quo^At;Women Kissing". -It's You^Dtube! This cou^Gntry's been needing a ge^Bmneration of kids who don't wa^Aste their time reading. A^Gm I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's h^Aot? And Chris Crocker's not^D...^{G Bm A} he's hotte^Dr. ^{G Bm A}

^DMost of the best Y^Goutubers are either ^Bmasian or their g^Aay. So if the^Dre's an untapped youtube c^Gelebrity, and his^Bm name is George Tak^Aei and your^D favorite coat has a do^Go-doo stain. I pr^Bmay to god that it's ^Achocolate rain And ^DI find videos of b^Gabies laughing a b^Bmit int^Arusive.^{D G Bm A}

^DBecause Barack Obama w^Gon the election because of ^AYoutube Wait, di^Dd I say y^Goutube? I meant the ^Ablack vote And I think Y^Doutube and F^Gred are &q^Auot;So Cool!" And W^Dhat The Buck! will be ^Gback i^Bmn a jiffy l^Aube

^ASo, Welcome to Youtub^De! ^G Y^Aeah... ^ASo, Welcome to Yout^Dube! ^GHey... ^{A A}Welcome to Youtub^De! ^DI said, lis^Gten and linger, C^Bmharlie the Unicorn b^Ait my finger! It's youtube^D! The im^Gpact is evident. Miss T^Bmeen South Carolina just r^Aan for Vice President! Uploa^Dd a video, ^GYou have nothing to los^Ae! except all your friends^D...^{G Bm} & the^A approval of your pa^Dren^Gts.^Bm. ^A

&^Dquot;Hi, my Mary, ^Gand I'm 19 years-old I got dr^Bmunk at a party, and I think som^Aeone

a^Dnyone to see it, cuz I^G showed half of my b^Aoob!"

^AWelcome to Youtube^D! ^{G Bm A} Say Hello to Youtube^D! ^{G Bm A}

Say goodbye to your College^D Scholarship. ^{Bm A} And i^Bmt will keep on going and it'll never sto^Ap! Until it's privatize^Dd.