Bo Burnham - Welcome to the internet

^DmWelcome to the internet. Have a look around. ^GmAnything that brain of yours can think of can be found. We've got ^Fmountains of content. Some better, some worse. If ^A7none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

^DmWelcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. Would you ^Gmlike to see the news or any famous women's feet. There's ^Fno need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). J^A7ust nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

^DmWelcome to the internet. What would you prefer. Would you ^Gmlike to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. Be ^Fhappy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. ^A7We got a million different ways to engage

^DmWelcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. Here's a ^Gmtip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. We got ^Fmovies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. And a ^A7bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin ^Dmeachother.

'cause a ^Gmrandom guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. They are ^Fgrainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. ^A7Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

^DmSee a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. Show us ^Gmpictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. Start a ^Frumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. Or ^A7DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-

^DmHere's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. Here's why ^Gmwomen never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. Which ^FPower Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. O^A7bama sent the immigrants. To ^A7vac- ^Gmcin- ^Fate- ^Eyour- ^Dmkids.

Could I i^Dmnterest you in everything, all of the time? A ^Gmlittle bit of everything. All of the time. ^FApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. ^A7*Anything and everything. All of the time.

Could I i^Dmnterest you in everything, all of the time? A ^Gmlittle bit of everything. All of the time. ^FApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. ^A7*Anything and everything. All of the time.

^DmYou know, ^Cit wasn't always like ^Bbthis ^{A7 Dm}Not very ^Clong ago ^BbJust before your ^A7time ^DmRight before ^Cthe towers fell ^BbCirca '99 ^A7

This was ^Gmcatalogues T^Dmravel blogs ^A7A chat room or ^Dmtwo We set our s^Gmights and ^Dmspent our nights ^A7Waiting ^C7

For ^Fmaj7you ^Dm7You In^Gm7satiable ^C7you Mommy ^Fmaj7let you use her i^Dm7Pad ^Gm7You were barely ^C7two And it ^Dmdid all the ^Dmmaj7/C#things We ^Dm7/Cdesigned it to ^Bbdo

Now ^Bblook at you Oh, ^Clook at you ^DYou

^Gmaj7You ^Em7 Un^Am7stoppable, w^D7atchable Your ^Gmaj7time is now. Your i^Em7nside's out. ^Am7Honey, how you ^D7grew And if ^Emwe stick to^Emmaj7/D#gether Who ^Em7/Dknows what we'll ^Ado It was ^Calways the pl^Dan To put the ^B7world in your h^Cand

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Could I i^Emnterest you in everything, all of the time? A ^Amlittle bit of everything. All of the time. ^GApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. ^B7*Anything and everything. All of the time.

Could I i^Emnterest you in everything, all of the time? A ^Amlittle bit of everything. All of the time. ^GApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. ^B7Anything and everything ^B7And anything and everything ^B7And anything and everything B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!) And all of the time