Bo Burnham - The perfect woman

^GShe was the pe^Drfect woman ^EmIn every single wa^Cy ^GShe made the su^Dn shine brighter ^CAnd all my cares go awa^Gy ^G

^GShe was the pe^Drfect woman ^EmShe was a gourmet che^Cf ^GThey say that lo^Dve is blind ^CWell, it's also dea^Gf ^G

Cuz Helen Keller was the p^Derfect woman ^EmAnd no one underst^Cands ^GJust how ta^Dlented ^CShe was with her ha^Gnds (Uhhhh)

^GGod made her the p^Derfect woman ^EmI was the finishing to^Cuch ^GShe was the pe^Drfect woman ^CShe didn't talk so m^Guch

^GShe wanted to n^Dame the kids ^EmSo I finally le^Ct her ^GIt turned out ho^Drribly ^CChewbacca coulda done ^Gbetter (Chewbacca noise)

^GBut I guess it was ^Dalright ^EmWe had a boy and a gi^Crl ^GJust me and He^Dlen ^CHARHAR an^Gd Earl

^GCuz Helen Keller was a m^Diracle worker ^EmI was her one man ^Cshow ^GI could walk a^Dround the house naked ^CShe wouldn't even kno^Gw

^GHelen Keller was my p^Derfect woman ^EmI was her only ne^Ced ^GShe didn't mind the zi^Dts on my ass ^CIt gave her more to re^Gad

^GGave her more to read ^C It gave her more to rea^Emd It gave her more to re^Dad (let D ring) G It gave her more to read ^GGave her more to read^C It gave her more to read^Em More to read ^D (let D ring) G More to read

^GRead poiso^Cn ivy She read^Em acne She read her^Dpes (let D ring) G She read it all ^GShe read goos^Cebumbs She read ^Emblisters ^DEven read a bask^Getball

^GHelen Keller was my p^Derfect woman ^EmBut I don't think she ^Ccared ^GI played this s^Dong for her ^CShe just sat there and st^Gared

^GShe was still my p^Derfect woman ^EmI was sort of a m^Cess ^GI asked her to m^Darry me She sa^Cid "^G;YEAHAHOEH!" ^ (Throaty sound)