Bo Burnham - Straight white male

^DWalking a^Bmround, I've got ^Ano one to ^Gtalk to ^DThere's ever^Bmyone, and the^An there's j^Gust me ^DIf I could ^Bmchange, don't you ^Athink that I'd ^Gdo it ^DGod only ^Bmknows why he c^Aursed me to^G be a ^Gmstraight white male

^BmI state my problems other ^F#people roll their^G eyes ^BmThree trips to the mall and zero ^F#khakis in m^Gy size ^BmI've never been the victim of a r^F#andom search for ^Gdrugs But ^Dyou can't say my l^Bmife is easy u^Gntil you've walked a ^Amile in my ^DUGGs

^GStraight ^Awhite ^Dmale, I know the ^Groad looks ^Atough ah^Dead ^F#The women want rights The ^Bmgays want k^Gids ^GmCan't you just leave us alone? And also, no, to the things you asked for

^DEveryone th^Bminks that I've ^Agot it e^Gasy ^DJust 'cause it's ^Bmtrue, doesn't ^Amean that it's ^Gright ^DSo pull up a c^Bmhair, and ^Aput down your p^Gitchfork ^DGive me a c^Bmhance to show you ^Awhat it's l^Gike to be a ^Gmstraight white male

^BmThe churches never made me Feel ^F#ashamed of who^G I am ^BmBut I get e-mails from Netflix that g-mail ^F#doesn't mark as ^Gspam ^BmMy country's Constitution was hand-^F#written by my ^Grace But my w^Dife bought me the ^Bmbrand new iPhone ^Gwith an ^AiPod Touch's ^Dcase (it doesn't fit that phone)

^GStraight ^Awhite ^Dmale, I know the ^Groad looks ^Atough ah^Dead ^F#The women want rights The ^Bmblacks want ^Gnot to be called the blacks ^GmCan't you just leave us alone? And a^F#lso, no, to the things you asked for Nooooooo

^GStraight w^Ahite ^Dmale, I know the r^Goad looks t^Aough a^Dhead The ^F#women want rights The A^Bmfrican-Ameri-^Git doesn't work for the rhythm of this song We ^Gmused to have all the money and land We still do but it's not as fun now