Bo Burnham - Perfect woman
Autoscroll
1 Column
Text size
Transpose 0
The Perfect woman, by Bo Burnham
Capo on first
Intro
G D Em C
G D C G
G She was the pDerfect woman
Em in every single wCay
G she made the sDun shine brighter
C and all my cares go awGay
G She was the pDerfect woman
Em she was a gourmet chCef
G they say that lDove is blind
C well, it's allso dGeath G
Cuz Helen Keller was the pDerfect woman
Em and noone understCands
G just how tDalented
C she was with her hGands
GGod made her the pDerfect woman
Em I was the finishing tCouch
G she was the pDerfect woman
C she didnt talk so mGuch
Gshe wanted to nDame the kids
Em so I finally lCet her
G it turned out hDorrible
C she could have done bGetter
Gbut i guess it was Dallright
Em we had a boy and a gCirl
G just me and HDelen
CArhar andG Earl
GCuz Helen Keller was a mDiricorker(??)
Em I was a oneman shCow
G I could walk Daround the house naked
C she wouldn't even knGow
GHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman
Em i was her only nCeed
G she didn't mind the sDits on my ass
it gave her more to rGead
Gave her more to read |
|
it gave her more to read |
|I give up here... somehing like
it gave her more to read |G C Em D
|G C Em D G
it gave her more to read |Listen the original
|
more to read |
|
more to read |
red moise and ivy
she read acney
she read her bees
she read it all
she read goosebumbs
she read blisters
even read a basketball
GHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman
Embut i dont think she cCared
GI played this sDong for her
Cshe just sad there and stGared
Gshe was still my pDerfect woman
Emi was sort of a mCess
Gi asked her to mDary me
she said &quCot;Gyeaoheh!"
Im going to hell
My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics..
I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out.
Enjoy!
Created and submitted by Moori, agner_88@hotmail.com