Bo Burnham - My little secret

^AmPeople think im ta^Fll, you probably do t^Coo, Cause i got a big h^Gat size and a 16 shoe. ^{Am F C G} As ta^Amll as a tre^Fe, but as wide as a twi^Cg, To top it all of^Gf, my weener is a.^Am..ti^Fny ^{C G Am}It doesnt make any se^Fnse, its only 2 1/^C2 Whenever i'm na^Gked even asians laugh (sry) ^AmIt'll be like not^Fhing youve ever f^Celt Im the only g^Guy who needs a condom belt^Am...(^Fwha^Ct?)^G

^AmPlease dont be me^Fan, please dont be a j^Cerk Ive tried all those p^Gills trust me they dont wo^Amrk. ^{F C G Am}If girth was a vir^Ftue, I'd end up in hell^C, Right now I'm e^Grect, and you can't even te^Amll. ^{F C G Am}I hate myse^Flf, Why isnt it lo^Cng? Did my circum^Gcision go horribly wron^Amg? ^{F C G Am}When my girlfriend s^Faw it she started to s^Cob, "I can o^Gnly give you a fing^Amer-j^Fob&^Cquo^Gt;

^AmI wanna be the s^Ftud, now i'm the sto^Coge. It wouldn't be wie^Grd, if my balls weren't so h^Amuge.^{F C A Am}I guess it would be gr^Feat if i was hung like a ^Chorse, But i gotta let na^Gture take its cour^Amse..^F. ^{C G} just kidding im hu^Amge.