Bo Burnham - Lower your expectations

^EYou want a guy that's sweet A guy that's to^C#mugh ^C#mA feminist who likes to pay for s^Atuff

Without be^Bing attracted to any of them ^EA good boy, a bad boy, a good bad^C#m boy

^ALoves your brother sensitive but not weak and ^BIs a great lover calls your mother on the weekend ^EThen you might thi^Ank that this guy o^Bnly exist^C#ms in yo^Aur mind Well guess w^Ehat ^BYou're right

^EIf you want lov^C#me ^{A B}Lower your expectatio^Ens a few ^C#m Cause Prince C^Aharming would never s^Bettle for you If y^Eou want ^C#mlove^{A B}Just pick a guy and ^Elove him ^C#mAnd if he's got a thing for ^Afeet Say fuck it, ^Bsweep me off them

^EYou want a girl that's nice A girl that's ^C#mnot ^C#mObsessed with her looks but is insanely ^Ahot

Loves the m^Bovies that you like and always laughs at your jokes ^EA real girl, a hot girl, a really hot ^C#mgirl

^AWants to impress you doesn't care if you notice And o^Bnly ever uses you to tickle her throat with

^EThen you might ^Athink that this girl^E only ^Bexists in your ^C#mmind ^{A E}She's real But last ^Bweek She died

^EIf you want lov^C#me ^{A B}Lower your expectations a lo^Et ^C#m You might think your ^Adick is a gift I p^Bromise it's not ^EIf you want lov^C#me ^{A B}Just pick a girl and lo^Eve her Then whip out your ^C#mdick and let the ^AGirl you love ^Bdecline the offer

^AI don't want a ^Eneat freak I don't want a ^Bslob ^BOr somebody with bedhead and a dead-end j^Aob Cause I won't set^Etle for less^{B B}Than perfect ^AWe want perfect ^Echildren, a perfect ^Blife ^BPerfect husband or a perfect w^Aife ^ABut ^Edeep down we ^Bknow We don't ^C#mdeserve it

We a^Ell ^C#mdeserve l^Aove ^BEven on the days when ^Ewe aren't our b^C#mest Cause we all suc^Ak But love can make us suck les^Bs ^EWe all ^C#mdeserve lo^Ave It's the v^Bery best part of b^Eeing al^C#mive And ^AI would know I'm a^Blmost twenty five