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e]---C0----D2----Em0----G3----G71---| B]---1----3----0----3----0---| G]---2----2----0----0----0---| D]---2----0----2----0----0---| A]---3---------2----2----2---| E]-------------0----3----3---|
INTRO: G - G7 - C - D VERSE 1:
G I love you like kG7ings love queens, like aC gay geneticist lDoves designer genes G I need you like New G7Orleans needs a drought, likeC Hitler's father nDeeded to learn to pull out G And I want youG7, yeah, like a lCawyer/mathematDician wants some kind of proof G And I want youG7, yeah, like CJFK DwaCntDed a car with a roof...G
CHORUS 1: (G) C Em D Because love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
AndG love is a rCeal life porn, mEminus all the stuff that mDakes porn cool AndG love is a hComeless guy sEmearching for treasure in the mDiddle of the rain AndG finding a bCag of gold coins and slEmowly finding out they're all fDilled with chocolate AndG even though he's hCeart broken, he cEman't complain because he was hDungry in the first place...
TRANSITION: G - G7 - C - D VERSE 2:
BecauseG I love you like DG7ora loves maps, like theC Pope's toilet lDoves "holy craps" G I need you like a vG7oyeur needs a branch, like bCoys tossing salad needs a lDittle bit of Neverland RGanch...G7 And I want you, yeah, like all the gCothic kids that look exactly the sDame, never want to cGonform G7 C D C D N/C G And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her fucking diary!
INTERLUDE [continue G chord]: "Because a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people that have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis - kick her while she's down..." BRIDGE:
G7 And if we met in ten thCousand BC, DI was your caveman, you's my cavelady... If Gwe got hot - we'd start rubbin', if G7we got hungry - we'd go clubbin' C There's wooly mammoths, but I will protDect us - you're making me devolve to a Homo Erectus C And if we met in 1780, DI would be a white southern aristocratic plantation owner
and you were my dark-skinned servant lady... (slave) VERSE 3:
G Whenever I could get away from the Missus, I G7go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses C But let's be serious, I'd still work you fDull-time as a slave
There's a difference between romantic language and complete disregard for socio economic trends...
C If it was 1941, DI was a Nazi, you's a Gypsy on the run - that's a little redundant ThatG probably woG7uldn't have worked out... C D
CHORUS 2/OUTRO:
C BecDauseG love is your fCavorite food for Emevery breakfast, lDunch and dinner AndG love is the HColocaust - if you dEmon't die quick and you dDon't get thinner AndG love is bCeing the owner of theEm company that mDakes rape whistles AndG even though you stCarted the company with gEmood intentions trying to rDeduce the rate of rape, G now you don't want to rCeduce it at all, 'cause if the rEmape rate declines youD'll see an equal decline in whGistle sales...G7 C Without rapists, whDo's gonna buy your whGistles? G7 C Yeah, lDove is all about... whGistles
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