Bo Burnham - Ironic Chords

^DMy dog's stomach was^A very upset, ^DSo I put him in the car ^Aand we went to the vet. ^DAnd on our way to the^A vet, I killed a cat^D. ^A ^D I said isn't that ironic^D? ^A ^D

^DI adopted a child from ^Aover seas, ^Dto rescue him from child labor ^Afactories, And^D on his very first ^Abirthday we went to Build-A-Bear Worksho^Dp.^A ^D i^Dsn't that ^Aironic ^D I said isn't that ^DI-R-O-N-I^G-C-I-N-^DO-R-I-R-^AO-N-I-C?

^DA water-park is ^Gburnt to the ground, ^DAnd a toe-truck has ^Abroken down. ^DI always use to ^Acry when I laughed, ^Dand then I was malested by a clown. ^D ^G ^D ^A Isn't that ironic?^D ^A ^D

(Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...