Bo Burnham - Deep

^GHave you ever stopped to watch a ^Bmbluebird drop from a ^Emtree, and take to the air? ^GMe Neither^{Bm Em}

^GHave you ever took ^Bmtime out to finish a rhyme ^Embut the right words just weren't there? ^GMeat Cleaver^{Bm Em}

^GThe people in my ^Bmlife are like ^Emgrains of sand ^GCause they stick ^Bmtogether Yeah.. ^EmOften near my butt hole ^CIf life is an ^Docean, ^EmI am a deep and handsome ^Cfish A ^Gfish that's drown^Bming ^CIf the artistic process is a ^Dbirth canal ^EmThan I am a freshly jellied ^Ckid ^D Come ^Gwitness my crown^Bming ^CThese thoughts of mine must be a sign that ^DI'm N.C. Hashtag Deep

Have you ever ^Gaccidentally peed on the ^Bmtoilet seat ^Eminstead of on your girlfriends face? ^GMe neither^Bm.. ^EmMe neither!

Have you ever ^Gwrote a song ^Bmnote for note and not a ^Emsingle note was out of place? Duh. (Play random chords here)

^GThe people in my ^Bmlife are like ^Emblades of grass How? ^GCause they're all so ^Bmgrounded but at ^Emleast grass stays away from my butthole! ^CArt is a ^Dharlot ^EmAnd I am her sassy urban ^Cfriend^{D G}Mmm, bitch why you being so ^Bmselfish? ^CIf momma is ^Dright and ^Emthe world is my oyster ^CThan I ^Dmust have an allergy to ^Gshell^Bmfish ^CYou don't know ^DHow could you know

^GIf life makes you ^Dwish you were ^Cdead ^GJust put on a good ^Dmovie and then ^Cpromptly put a ^Dbullet in your head ^GSpend ^Dforever ^Casleep, ^Gcause life pales in ^Dcomparison to ^Cliving the ^Ddream ^DHashtag Deep