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Tuning: E A D G B E
Verse: D , A , G Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A [KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B D , A , G INTRO [Spoken]
DInstead of people actually telling their stories AYou just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives GBut instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with DThey just sort of list these words and phrases off Amad-lib style in every song and pander to them GWords like...
VERSE [Sung]
DDirt road Cold beer ABlue jeans GRed pickup DRural noun, simple adjective [Spoken] A , G And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
DNo shoes No shirt ANo Jews GYou didn't hear that [Spoken] DYou also didn't not hear it A , G
PRE CHORUS
BmI walk and talk like a field hand GBut the boots I'm wearing cost five grand DI write songs about riding tAractors From the cGomfort of a private jet
CHORUS
DI can sing in mandarin AAnd still know I'm pandering GHunting deer and chasing trout BmCold Bud Light with the lAogo facing out
DHear that subtle mandolin AThat's textbook pandering GI own a private ranch that I rarely uBmse A
INTERLUDE [Spoken] D , A , G One verse, one chorus in the bag Now it's time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out VERSE [Sung]
DGood girl In a straw hat AWith her arms oGut in a corn field D , A , G That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
DCold night Cold beer ACold jeans GStrike that last one DI want you I hope you're feeling mAe [Spoken] Once again just Gtalking in the middle
PRE CHORUS
BmWe go to bed and you doze off GSo I take your country girl clothes off DI put my hands on your body AIt feels like hay, it's a fGucking scarecrow again
CHORUS
DWhite mics and pampering AFuck your ears I'm pandering GI write songs for the people who do BmJobs in the towns that I've nAever moved to
DLegalize gerrymandering ATolerate my pandering GYou got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful dBmick. [Spoken] You dumb motherfuckers want a kAey change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
EThematically meandering Bphatically pandering AI got a tight grip on my demo's balls C#mSay the word "truck" and they jiBzz in their overalls
EYou don't know what land you're in BI'm in the land of pandering AAnd I'll be upfront C#mI do what I do cause I'm a toBtal fucking cuEn-try boy