Bo Burnham - Country song

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ea^Ad of people actually telling their stories, you got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard day's work in their lives. But they figured out the words and the phrases that they can use to pander to their audience. And they list the same words and phrases off, sort of mad-lib style, raking in millions of dollars from actual working-class people. You know the words, you know know the phrases, phrases like:

^DA dirt road ^AA cold beer ^GA blue jeans ^AA red pickup ^DA rural noun,^A simple adjectiv^Ge ^A

^DNo shoes ^ANo shirt ^GNo Jews ^AYou didn't hear that ^D Sort of a mental typo ^{A G}

^BmI walk and talk like a ^Afield hand ^GBut the boots I'm wearing cost three grand ^BmI write songs about riding ^Gtractors From the ^Acomfort of a private ^Djet

^DI can sing in Mandarin ^AAnd still know I'm pandering ^BmHunting deer and chasing trout ^GA Bud Light with the ^Alogo facing ^Dout

^DHear that subtle mandolin ^AThat's textbook panderin' ^BmI own a private ranch that I rarely ^Guse ^A I don't like dirt

^D One verse, ^Aone chorus in the bag ^G Now it's time to talk to the ladies ^D I'm hoping my Southern ^Acharm offsets all these rape-y ^Gvibes I'm puttin' out ^A

^DGood girl ^AIn a straw hat ^GWith her arms out ^Ain a corn field ^D That is a sca^Arecrow ^GThought that was a human woman^A, sorry

^DA cold night ^AA cold beer ^GA cold jeans ^AStrike that last one

^DI'm wanting you ^AI hope you're feeling me^G

^BmWe go to bed, ^Ayou doze off ^G So I take your country girl clothes off ^Bm I put my hands on your body It f^Geels like hay, it's a f^Aucking scarecrow again

^D Like Mike's Evander-ing ^A Fuck your ears, I'm pandering ^BmI write songs for the people who do ^GJobs in the towns that I'd ^Anever move to

^DLegalize gerrymandering ^ATolerate my pandering ^BmYou got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful (^Gdick)

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Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change? ^EThematically meandering ^BEmphatically pandering ^C#mI got a tight grip on my demo's balls ^ASay the word "truck," they ^Bjizz in their overalls

^E You don't know what land you're in ^B I'm in the land of pandering ^C#m And I'll be upfront I ^Ado what I do 'cause I'm a ^Btotal fuckin' ^Ecuuunt..ry boooy