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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me INTRO: Eb5 VERSE:

^Eb5I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool)

But my bros all call me ^Bb5Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly)

Chaz ^Eb5Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool (Not cool) And I smell like regret and ^Bb5tequila (What's that even mean?) I have no idea (You're livin' the dream)

Hey ^Ab5you, you dance like those ^F5assholes I see in old Molly Ring^Eb5wald movies I think you're as ^Bb5uncool as me Hey ^Ab5you, you dance like those ^F5assholes I see in old Molly Ring^Eb5wald movies I think you're as ^Bb5uncool as me And I d^Ab5ance!^C5 ^Bb5

CHORUS:

^F5They don't think you're all that cool they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

^F5They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules

Eb5 I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit Not cool (Not cool)

And my friends think that I like ^Bb5men (That's because you do) Don't even listen to them (No one's judging you) ^Eb5John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut Not cool (Not cool) Do you like Renaissance ^Bb5fairs? (Where'd you get that scarf?) Tis what thy lord doth wear (I'll be in the car)

CHORUS:

^F5They don't think you're all that cool they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

^F5They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules

BRIDGE (no guitar) Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling

And I d^Ab5ance!^C5 ^Bb5 CHORUS:

^F5They don't think you're all that cool they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

^F5They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules

^Eb5Let's go to Civil War reenactments Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them Let's go to Civil War reenactments Warning, spoiler alert!

Bloodhound Gang - Uncool as me