Bloodhound Gang - Take the long way home

Did you ^Emever read Vol^Bmtaire's Candide he says ^Emlive life at Benny Hill ^F#mfreak out ^Dspeed Not a ^Emquote of what he wrote but a ^Bmparaphrase make it ^Emup as you go Key^F#mser So^Dze ^EmHighlights, yes, but ^Bmdon't underline 'em just ^Emlive for N.O.W. like ^F#mGloria ^DSteinem ^EmLife is like Mar^Bmion Barry it's ^Emnot all that it's cracked ^F#mup to ^Dbe Like ^EmFred Sanford when ^Bmthe big one comes find the ^Emmeaning of life is ^F#mthere is ^Dnone It's ^Emtwenty-four hours when you ^Bmcall it a day be ^EmFrank and say: "I ^F#mdid it my ^Dway" ^EmDon't give a flying nun no ^Bmdon't give a Gidget just ^Emhave more fun than a ^F#mwell-oiled ^Dmidget If ^Emlife were picture perfect ^Bmyou could frame it but the ^Emworld is a diaper so let ^F#msomeone else ^Dchange it

^GLife is an aimless ^Bmdrive that ya take a^Emlone ^GMight as well enjoy the ^Bmride, take the long way ^Emhome

All ^Emborn equal un^Bmless you're Canadian then ^Emhalfway through de^F#mcay like U^Dranium ^EmYou define what's ^Bmdeath-defying get the ^Emmost out of life or at the ^F#mleast die ^Dtrying Are you ^EmEvil Knievel ^Bmjumping a train? or ^Emrunning with scissors like ^F#mFrasier ^DCrane? Have ^Emreally good times doing ^Bmreally bad things cos the ^Emshow ain't over 'til the ^F#mfat lady ^Dsings Like ^EmElton John with his ^Bmcandle in the wind it's ^Emhard to blow out a flame as ^F#mbig as ^Dhim But we've ^Emall got to Wang Chung ^Bmwith the Grim Reaper ^Emwhether you're Einstein whether you're ^F#mBeak^Der ^EmDeath is certain so it's ^Bmdefinitely worth flirtin don't^Em expect a bright light no just ^F#mcurt^Dains ^EmLife is like a penis most ^Bmpeople don't know it but ^Emmost people sick so they ^F#musually ^Dblow it

^GLife is an aimless ^Bmdrive that ya take a^Emlone ^GMight as well enjoy the ^Bmride, take the long way ^Emhome

^GLife is an aimless ^Bmdrive that ya take a^Emlone ^GMight as well enjoy the ^Bmride, take the long way ^Emhome