Bloodhound Gang - Socially awkward penguin

^GWhat's the harm in goin^Bmg over ju^Ast to say "^GHello" ^GShe is beautiful, you'r^Bme a zombie from the Thri^Aller vide^Go ^GVoice in my head, w^Bmhy Do you s^Aound like Billy Ma^Gys? ^GNot now Meatloaf, f^Bmights with no^A one scare girls a^Gway

^GWhen she's dreaming a^Bmbout her Pri^Ance Charming ton^Gight ^GI'll be eating h^Bmot wings with a b^Aib on to his rig^Ght ^GAs Charles Barkley d^Bmodges the D^Aeath Star's laser ^Gbeam ^GDon't ask me what that mean^Bms S^Bmhe's the one that's ha^Aving this fucked up dr^Geam

^GDoesn't that cloud ^Bmkind of look like A^Anna Nicole-Smit^Gh? ^GGood one genius, n^Bmow she knows you're ^Amildly retarded^{G G}Voice in my head, ^Bma pep talk right now^A would help a l^Got ^GBuy some flowers t^Bmhat only ^Ahave 'She Loves Me Not^Gs'

^GWhen she's dreaming a^Bmbout her P^Arince Charming t^Gonight I^G'll be eating ho^Bmt wings with a b^Aib on to his^G right A^Gs Charles Barkley do^Bmdges the De^Aath Star's laser ^Gbeam D^Gon't ask me what that mean^Bms S^Bmhe's the one that's ha^Aving this fucked up d^Emream

^EmI thought that she was w^Gaving so ^AI was waving ^Eback ^EThen I turned around and ^Gsaw the ^Ashithead she was w^Emaving at ^EmHis tanning booth threw u^Gp on him, I pa^Ale in compari^Eson (Keep playing E) (H^Ge would think of somethin^Ag cool to say here)

^GVoice in my head, m^Bmaybe there's no^A one for me ou^Gt there ^GOn the bright side you^Bm're gonna get really ^Agood at Solit^Gaire

^GWhen she's dreaming ab^Bmout her P^Arince Charming to^Gnight ^GI'll be eating h^Bmot wings with a ^Abib on to his ri^Gght ^GAs Charles Barkley do^Bmdges the De^Aath Star's laser^G beam ^GDon't ask me what that mea^Bmns ^BmShe's the one that's having t^Ahis fucked up dream