Bloodhound Gang - Right turn clyde

^FTimes New Roman you know the type Calling me Public ^GEnemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the ^Amone in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a ^Flittle wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a ^Gchip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I ^Amthink? I think you might be Darwin's missing link Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink Bet I can take a ^Fhint better than I can take a hit Completely incompati^Gble though I'm a pussy and you're a dick How can you hold a ^Amgrudge when you can't even hold a job? Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob I choose to use a ^Fsong for a weapon not a sword struck a chord If I ^Gwanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" That's why I ^Amran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

^F All in all you're just a^Gnother dick with no ^Amballs

^FMama said talk this out and resolve Don't ^Gwanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve Doggy ^Ampaddle to the shallow end of the gene pool Half with it half wit half finished high school Give you a ^Fpiece of my mind but I know you want it splattered Heard you ^Glike your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered Wife ^Ambeater perfectly fitting apparel Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? Givin' me that ^FMacho Man Randy Savage stare Wanna snap into a ^GSlim Jim break my limbs but do I care? No sorry I'm a ^Amlover not a fighter commit your crime I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time Here's the deal I ^Fcop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum Now we both got ^Grecords but the difference is mine's platinum Definitely showed this ^Amyellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

^FRight ^Gturn ^AmClyde (repeat as long as it takes)