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(note: I think the original uses power chords only. Personally I use full chords on a ukulele :D ) [Verse 1]
JFackass I'm a pBbimped out Jedi KnFight Obi-WBban meets DolemDmite Ben Kenobi went and gGmot himself a pompadour C These aren't the whores you're looking for
JFackass If the CrBbocodile Hunter smoked wFeed Steve BbIrwin burnin' herb in his jDmeep Thinks the kangaroos are lGmaughin' at his haircut C Used a bowl for that too
[Chorus]
But Bbif you knew me lFike I know mysBbelf You'd hate me lDmike I hate mysBbelf 'Cause DmI'm Ca...
[Verse 2]
JFackass Got no rBbabbit in this hFat 'Cause I'm pBbullin' it out my Dmass Ain't Sigfried or RGmoy but I could be C Makin' magic with the pussy
JFackass Like that dBbude in Tienanmen SqFuare With a sBbix pack and a folding chDmair Got bombed at the parGmade and ended up C Playin' Chicken with the tanks
[Chorus]
But Bbif you knew me lFike I know mysBbelf You'd hate me lDmike I hate mysBbelf 'Cause DmI'm Ca jFackass
[Break]
They could Bbout the lDmesbian SpFice Girl They could tBbry to run gDmame on the O.D.FB. They could kBbick every dDmouchebag off the 'RFeal World' But they wBbon't get rCid of Dmme
C [Chorus and Outro]
BbIf I knew you lFike you know yoursBbelf I'd hate you liDmke you hate yoursBbelf Hate yoursDmelf, hate yoursBbelf, hate yoursDmelf Hate yoursBbelf, hate yoursDmelf, hate yoursBbelf 'Cause yDmou're Ca jFackass