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Artist: Bloodhound Gang Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster) Tabbed by: John Leadman Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally. That's all you need to know. Enjoy! CHORDS: Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx) A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx) B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx) INTRO: [spoken:] If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 My friend Jerry B5Vandergrift kissed me in C#5Home Ec. class E5 B5 A5Later in the afternoon some B5jarheads in the locker room C#5kicked my ass
B5 A5 I said guys I'm like B5you I like Monster Trucks E5too Wanna see how Eb5many C#5push-ups I can A5do'
B5 [stop] I just wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS:
E5Chicks dig guys that are B5Queer guys that don't dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me See I'm not queer I'm too ugA5ly
VERSE 2:
A5But if I were B5handsome just imagine how C#5great it would be E5 B5 IncoA5gnito as a gay though but not B5actually that way though pseudo C#5homo phony
B5 A5Maybe it's a stupid theory B5or maybe just stupidiE5ty But if I was a Eb5queerC#5bee in the fashion induA5stry
Scoring with a B5super model would be C#5easy
VERSE 3:
Cause 'super A5model' means voluptuous but B5also is synonomous with 'C#5super dumb' E5 B5
Ya see I'd A5be a good listener so she'd B5treat me like a sister and C#5soon I'd become B5
A5 That trusted friend that B5cares that rubs her back and braids her E5hair No it wouldn't Eb5be a C#5week before I'm in her underA5wear
B5 [stop] I wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS:
E5Chicks dig guys that are B5Queer guys that don't dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me See I'm not queer I'm too ugA5ly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3] Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get BRIDGE:
E5Chicks C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3] Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get OUTRO:
C#5Chicks dig guys that are B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are E5Queer guys B5that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks that don't dig guys like E5me See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too uC#5gly