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Capo: 3
Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...
AmSweat baby sweat baby Csex is a Texas drought Me and you Gdo the kind of stuff that only Fprince would sing about So put your Amhands down my pants and I'll Cbet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm GSiskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're Fgetting two thumbs up You've had eAmnough of two-hand touch you want it Crough you're out of bounds I want you Gsmothered want you covered like my Fwaffle house hashbrowns Come quicker than fedAmex never reach an apex like coca-cola Cstock you are inclined To make me Grise an hour early just like Fdaylight savings time
Do it now
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now) AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)
AmLove the kind you clean up Cwith a mop and bucket Like the Glost catacombs of Egypt only FGod knows where we stuck it HieroAmglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be Cdown in your south seas But I got this Gnotion that the motion of your ocean means small Fcraft advisory So if I capsAmize on your thighs high tide, b5 you Csunk my battleship Please turn me Gon I'm mister coffee with an Fautomatic drip So show me Amyours I'll show you mine tool time you'll CLovett just like Lyle And then well Gdo it doggy style so we can Gboth watch x-files
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