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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] e|-----------------------|------------------------| B|------11---------11----|------11----------11----| G|---11----11---11----11-|---11----11----11----11-| D|-9---------------------|------------------------| x4 A|------------9----------|------------------------| E|-----------------------|-9----------11----------| [Verse 1] e|-----------------------|------------------------| B|------11---------11----|------11----------11----| G|---11----11---11----11-|---11----11----11----11-| D|-9---------------------|------------------------| x3 A|------------9----------|------------------------| E|-----------------------|-9----------11----------| e|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| B|------11---------11----|------11---------11----|------11---------11----| G|---11----11---11----11-|---11----11---11----11-|---11----11---11----11-| D|-9---------------------|-----------------------|-9----------9----------| A|------------9----------|-----------------------|-----------------------| E|-----------------------|-9----------9----------|-----------------------| [Chorus] e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|----------------------| e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|-------------------------| e|-------------------------|------------------| B|-------------------------|------------------| G|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--|------------------| D|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--|------------------| A|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--|-2----------------| E|-------------------------|------------------| [Verse 2] e|-------------------------|-------------------------| B|-------------------------|-------------------------| G|-------------------------|-------------------------| D|-4--4--4--4--------------|-6--6--6--6--8--8--8--8--| x3 A|-2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4--|-4--4--4--4--6--6--6--6--| E|-------------2--2--2--2--|-------------------------| PM-----------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| B|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| G|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| D|-4--4--4--4--------------|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--| A|-2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4--|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--|-2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--| E|-------------2--2--2--2--|-------------------------|-------------------------| PM-------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Chorus] e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|----------------------| e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|-------------------------| e|-------------------------|------------------| B|-------------------------|------------------| G|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--|------------------| D|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--|------------------| A|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--|-2----------------| E|-------------------------|------------------| [Interlude] e|------------------|-----------------|------------------|-----------------| B|-----11-----------|----11-----------|-----11-----------|----11-----------| G|----------11------|---------11------|----------11------|---------11------| D|-9----------------|-----------------|-9----------------|-----------------| A|------------------|-----------------|------------------|-----------------| E|------------------|-----------------|------------------|-----------------| e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|---------8h9-----|---------8h9-----|---------8h9-----|---------8h9-----| A|---9-9-9---------|---9-9-9---------|---9-9-9---------|---9-9-9---------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| e|-------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------| B|-------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------| G|----------11-------|---------11-------|---------11-------|---------11-------| D|------8----------8-|-----8----------8-|-----8----------8-|-----8----------8-| x2 A|(9)-9---9----9-9---|-9-9---9----9-9---|-9-9---9----9-9---|-9-9---9----9-9---| E|-------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------| (omit first time) [Chorus] (Play all x2) e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|----------------------| e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|-------------------------| e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| D|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| A|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--| E|-------------------------| [Outro] e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|----------------------| e|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| B|---------------------|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------------| G|--------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|--------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| D|-4------6--6------8--|-8------4--4--4--4----|-4------6--6------8--|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--| A|-4------4--4------6--|-6------2--2--2--2----|-4------4--4------6--|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| E|-2-------------------|----------------------|-2-------------------|-------------------------| e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| D|-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--| A|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--| E|-------------------------| [Ending] e|-----------------| B|-2---------------| G|-4---------------| (let ring on this chord to finish) D|-4---------------| A|-2---------------| E|-----------------| ******************** | h Hammer-on ******************** Lyrics I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out, she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV But that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is A.D.D. My friends say I should act my age What's my age again, what's my age again... And later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a payphone And I said I was the cops and her husband's in jail The state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is caller I.D. My friends say I should act my age What's my age again, what's my age again... And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me My friends say I should act my age What's my age again, what's my age again... That's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me I never want to act my age What's my age again, what's my age again... What's my age again?