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Tuning: G C E A
Intro G Em D C D
GOutside the carolers start to Emsing I can't describe the joy they Cbring cause joy is something they don't bDring me GMy girlfriend is by my Emside from the roof are hanging cicles of Cice they're whining voices get irritDating It's Christmas time agaGin
GSo I stand with a dead smile on my Emface wondering how much of my time they'll wCaste Oh God I hate these Satan's hDelpers GAnd then I guess I must have snEmapped because I grabbed the baseball bCat and made them all run for sDhelter
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It's Christmas tGime agaiDn it's timeEm to be nice to the peopCle you can't staGnd all Dyear I'm gEmrowing tired of aCll this Christmas cGheer You peDople scare me Em please sCtay away from my Ghome if yDou don't wanna get beat dEmown just leaCve the presents and thDen leave me alGone
G Em D C D (2x)
Well I Gguess it's not cool to freak on Christmas EmEve cause the cops came and arrested Cme they had an unfair advaDntage GAnd even though the jail didn't have a tEmree Christmas came a night earCly cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my pDackage
[Chorus]
It's Christmas tGime agaiDn it's timeEm to be nice to the peopCle you can't staGnd all Dyear I'm gEmrowing tired of aCll this Christmas cGheer You peDople scare me Em please sCtay away from my Ghome if yDou don't wanna get beat dEmown just leaCve the presents and thDen leave me alGone
G D Em C
GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas GI won't be hoDme I wEmon't be home Cfor Christmas