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Tuning: E A D G B E
All of these are powerchords, so here's the fingerings (pun intended, we all know we blink-182 fans are perverts! :D): B: F#: G#m: E: e -x- -x- -x- -x- B -x- -x- -x- -x- G -4- -x- -x- -x- D -4- -4- -6- -2- A -2- -4- -6- -2- E -x- -2- -4- -0- [Chorus 1]
It's Christmas EBve and I've only wrapped F#two fuckin' presents It's Christmas EBve and I've only wrapped F#two fuckin' presents And I hG#mate, hate, hate your guts I haEte, hate, hate your guts And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your dF#ad will suck me off IB'll never tF#alk to you agEain EUnless your mom will touch my cock BI'll never tF#alk to you aEgain EEjaculate into a sock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain EI'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
It's Labor dBay and my grandpa just ate sF#even fuckin' hotdogs It's Labor dBay and my grandpa just ate sF#even fuckin' hotdogs And he sG#mhit shit shits his pants He's alEways fuckin' shittin' his pants And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your dF#ad will suck me off IB'll never tF#alk to you agEain EUnless your mom will touch my cock BI'll never tF#alk to you aEgain EEjaculate into a sock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain EI'll never taF#lk to you again B