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Happy Holidays You Bastard Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 Verse 1:
It's Christmas BEve and I've only wrapped F#two fucking presents Christmas BEve and I've only wrapped F#two fucking presents And I Abmhate hate hate your guts I Ehate hate hate your guts And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your dad will suck me off BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your mom will touch my cock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Ejaculate into a sock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain I'll never F#talk to you again
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It's Labor Bday and my Grandpa just ate F#seven fucking hotdogs Labor Bday and my grandpa just ate F#seven fucking hotdogs And he Abmshit shit shits his pants He's Ealways fucking shitting his pants And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your dad will suck me off BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Unless your mom will touch my cock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain Ejaculate into a sock BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again