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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D G D G D G D Dsus2 A A7 D Dsus2 D Dsus2 [Verse 1]
He was Dsitting at the Dsus2bar Asipping on a A7regular DCoDsus2ke D Dsus2 We were Gdrinking and Gadd9smoking and Gmaking him the Gadd9butt of our DjoDsus2kes D Dsus2 We all said, "GMan, what Gadd9happened to you? Why Dcan't you just Dsus2have a GfewGadd9?" He said, "I Dwould if IDsus2 could but Ait's probably A7best that I DdoDsus2n't" D D
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I Ddrink, the Dsus2more I F#drink Then I'm the Gworld's greatest Gadd9lover Gand a Ddancing Dsus2machine I Dget Dsus2loud, I Dget Dsus2proud and Dit gets AworseA7 A Well if A7I have Done, I'Dsusll have DthirF#teen Now, there GaintGadd9 no in-GbetDweenDsus2 'Cause, the more I DdrDsus2ink, AHmm the A7more I DdrDsus2ink D Dsus2
[Verse 2]
A Dcouple of Dsus2cold ones and Asomebody A7hands me a DshDsus2ot D Dsus2 Hell, even Gbuck-tooth and Gadd9bow-legged women Gstart Gadd9looking DhoDsus2t D Dsus2 And pretty Gsoon I'm Gadd9bumming GcigarGadd9ettes and sweet Dtalking Dsus2some big DbruGnetteGadd9 Yeah, once I Dget on a Dsus2roll there Aaint no telling A7where I'll DstDsus2op D D
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I Ddrink, the Dsus2more I F#drink Then I'm the Gworld's greatest Gadd9lover Gand a Ddancing Dsus2machine I Dget Dsus2loud, I Dget Dsus2proud and Dit gets AworseA7 A Well if A7I have Done, I'Dsusll have DthirF#teen Now, there GaintGadd9 no in-GbetDweenDsus2 'Cause, the more I DdrDsus2ink the Dmore I Adrink, the A7more i DdrDsus2ink D Dsus2
[Bridge]
Yep-yepD F# G D Hum, that's what I'm talking about D D A OAh, yeah
[Outro]
Man, if A7I have Done, I'Dsusll have DthirF#teen And they Gcan't get me Gadd9off the GkarDaoke Dsus2machine the more I DdrDsus2ink the Dmore I Adrink, the A7more I DdrDsus2ink D Dsus2 Yeah, the more I DdrDsus2ink the Dmore I Adrink, the A7more I DdrDsus2ink D Dsus2 D