Blake Shelton - Kiss my country ass
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Verse 1
DTearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin',
'Coon dog in the back.
DTruck bed loaded down with beer,
An' a cold one in my lap.
AEarnhart sticker behind my head,
An' my woman by my side. G
DTail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin'
Country Boy Can Survive.
Well, if you got a problem with that,
Cadd9 A G D (Riff 1)
You can kiss my country ass.
Verse 2
DWell, I love Turkey calls, overalls,
Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.
DTattoos up an' down my arms,
An' deer heads over my bed.
My AGranddaddy fought in World War Two,
An' my Daddy went to Vietnam. G
DAn' I ain't scared to grab my gun,
An' fight for my homeland.
If you don't love the American flag,
You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.
Chorus:
If you're a down hoAme, backwoods redneck, D
C'mon, stand Aup an' raise your gGlass. D
But if you ain't dAown with my outlaw crowd, D
You can kissCadd9 my couAntryG ass. D
Verse 3
DWell, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there,
That's lookin' down on me.
D'Cause the country club where I belong,
Is the Honky Tonk till Dthree in the mornin'.
AI don't wear no fancy clothes,
No ties or three-piece suits. G
DYou can find me in my camouflage hat,
My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.
If that don't fit your social class,
You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 4
Cause I'm a Dfront-porch sittin',
DGuitar pickin', moDonshine sippin',
DBacca juice spittin' cDountry boy from the woods.
An' I Dlove fried chicken an'D blue gill fishin',
An' Doutlaw women, an' I wDouldn't change if I could.
AI ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time. G
DYou just mind your own damn business,
And stay the hell outta mine.
If you got a problem with that,
You caCadd9n kiss Amy cGountDry ass.
Ending
I said if you got a problem with any of that,
You can Akiss my Gnatural born,
ARedneck to the Gbone,
AEver-lovin' Gcountry Dass.