Black Keys - The baddest man alive

^Em I can take the pitchfork, from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep blue sea, to the dark ^Amblue sky I'm the baddest man a^Emlive I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail Handcuff the judge and put the cops in jail Make the meanest woman break down and ^Amcry I'm the baddest man a^Emlive

^EmI'm the baddest man alive I'll take no measure, and I'll take no drive Sometimes I feel like I ^Amcan fly I'm the baddest man a^Emlive I'm the baddest man alive

^EmNot bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times, and you knock on wood Candyman hooks, I'll terrorize your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should ^AmI snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath, then I'll walk through fire ^EmBear hug a grizzly, suck milk from a titty Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in a crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes Then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives I drink honey, straight from the bee hive ^AmBungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked ^EmWith the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die When the grim reaper come out, look him right in his eye I'll bust off in the face in the witch of the east Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth Hehehe, I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I'll date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast ^Am The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die ^Em Come on, somebody