Birdcloud - Vodkasodaburg

^A Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg You know they ^Eoughta rename this place vodkasodaburg 'Cause I've been ^Ddrinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they look like one to me.^A

^AI got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg Yeah that's ^Efive drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip Yeah that's i^Dce and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it^A

^AJust now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg Well my ^Ebrain is feeling sparkly wow Oh ^DI so iso-ppropriate alcohol Mmm^A everything is clear to me now

^AWell I met a local man in vodkasodaburg Him's a ^Eself-described hopeless romantic Him gonna ^Dbuy me another drink he must be retarded And go ^Aback to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick

And I went ^Dhome with a mulatto ^E Oh yeah he had some ^Dmighty cold snow ^E And that's why then he ^Dwrote a song about me ^E Oh no, I was ^Dlucky to be ^Ealive

I threw ^Aup and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg All the ^Ebartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts I was just ^Dtryin' to get my time to shine

Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get ^Afucked [Verse 4] And this is w^Dhere I get off^E Oh yeah probably ^Dnever gonna stop^E 'Cause I can't I said I^D'm never gonna stop^E No I said I'm n^Dever gonna stop, ^Estop!

I was a ^Asad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg Just like ^Eall the residents that live in Williamsburg I was just ^Dtrying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg Can I please be ^Aanywhere else in the ^Eworld except for ^Ahere.