Bing Crosby - Straight down the middle

^DFore! [Verse One] ^DStraight down the middle it went stra^Cight down the middle ^AThen it started to hook just a w^Abee wee bit that's when my^A caddie lost sight o^Df it ^FThat little white pellet has ne^Gbver been found to this d^Gay ^DBut it went straight down the middle like they s^Cay

^DWhack down the fairway it went sm^Cack down the fairway ^AThen it started to slice just a smid^Abge offline it headed for^A two then it bounced ^Doff nine ^FMy caddie said as long as you're st^Gbill in the state you're ^GOK ^DYes it went straight down the middle quite a w^Cay

Verse Three

^FThe sun was never brighter the greens were ne^Abver greener ^DAnd I was never kee^Abner to play ^DI heard it ping down the middle it went zi^Cng down the middle ^AOh the life of a golfer is not ^Aball gloom there's always the l^Aies in the lock^Der room ^FAnd I'm in my glory when wra^Gbpped in a towel I can ^Gsay ^DThat it went straight down the middle t^Coday

^AOh the life of a golfer is not ^Aball gloom th^Aough they charge it for listening in the locker ^Droom ^FAnd I'm in my glory when wra^Gbpped in a towel I can ^Gsay ^DThat it went straight down the middle where it wou^Abnd up is a ri^Addle ^DBut it went straight down the middle fa^Cr awsy ^{C G C}