Billy Idol - Plastic jesus

^CI don't care if it rains or freezes, as ^Glong as I got my plastic Jesus ^Friding on the dashboard of my c^Car. ^{G C}Through my trials and tribulations, a^Gnd my travels through the nations ^Fwith my plastic Jesus, I'll go f^Car ^G

^CRidin down the thoroughfare, ^Gwith my nose up in the air, a w^Freck may be ahead, but he don't mi^Cnd ^{G C}Trouble comin' he don't see, ^Ghe just keeps his eye on me and a^Fny other thing that lies behi^Cnd ^G

^CWith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^FGoodbyeeeeee, I^C'll go f^Gar ^Cwith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^Fsitting on the dashboard of my ^Cca^Gr

^CWhen I'm in a traffic jam, ^Ghe don't care if I say damn ^FI can let, all my curses ^Cro^Gll ^CJesus plastic doesn't hear, ^Gcause he has a plastic ear, the ^Fman who invented plastic saved my ^Cso^Gul.

^CWith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^FGoodbyeeeeee, I^C'll go f^Gar ^Cwith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^Fsitting on the dashboard of my ^Cca^Gr

^AmAnd if I weave a^Ground at night, ^Ampoliceman think I'm ^Gvery tight, they n^Fever find my bottle, though they ^Cas^Gk cause ^Amplastic Jesus ^Gshelters me, ^Amfor his head comes ^Goff you see, He's ^Fhollow and I use him like a ^Cfl^Gask.... ^Guh oh wow ^Cwow..

^CI don't care if it's dark or scary, as ^Glong as I got Magnetic Mary, ^Fridin on the dashboard of my ^Cca^Gr ^CI feel that I'm protected amply, ^GI've got the love of the whole damn family, ^Friding on the dashboard of my ^Cca^Gr.

^CWith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^FGoodbyeeeeee, I^C'll go f^Gar ^Cwith myyyyyyyy, plastic ^GJesus, ^Fsitting on the dashboard of my ^Cca^Gr

^CWhen I'm goin' for^Gnicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan ^FSittin' on the dashboar^Cd ^Gof my car ^C Women know I'm on the level ^GThanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil ^FSneerin' from the dashboar^Cd of my car