Billy Connolly - Stealin

^GI've got me a woman, s^G7he's twice my height and size, She's a ^Cmarried woman come to see me sometimes If you don't be^Glieve I love you ^C7/GLook at the state I'm in ^C7You don't be^Glieve I'm sinkin' ^C7/GLook what a hole I'm in

^GStealin', ^G7stealin', pretty ^Cmama don't you tell on ^Cmme I'm ^Gstealin' back to my ^D7same old used to ^Gbe

Put y^Gour arms around me like the c^G7ircle round the sun I'^Cm gonna love you like your easy rider done. You don't beli^Geve I love ya, ^C7/GLook what a fool I've been ^C7You don't be^Glieve I'm sinkin' ^C7/Glook what a hole I'm in

^GStealin', ^G7stealin', pretty ^Cmama don't you tell on ^Cmme I'm ^Gstealin' back to my ^D7same old used to ^Gbe

^GYou said you loved a rambler, well I'm a rambling wreck I've got^C a woman by the waist, I've got a bottle by the neck, If you don't be^Glieve I love you ^C7/GLook at the state I'm in ^C7If you don't be^Glieve I'm sinkin' ^C7/GLook what a hole I'm in

^GStealin', ^G7stealin', pretty ^Cmama don't you tell on ^Cmme I'm ^Gstealin' back to my ^D7same old used to ^Gbe

^GStealin', ^G7stealin', pretty ^Cmama don't you tell on ^Cmme I'm ^Gstealin' back to my ^D7same old used to ^Gbe