Billy Connolly - Oh dear what can the matter be

^COh dear what can the matter be? ^GI'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. ^CI've no been since two weeks last Saturday. ^GI know who's hidin' in t^Chere!

^Cy name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close. I'll^G tell ye a story. I promise it's nae boast. Dur^Cing the power cut, I saw a big ghost. Nae^Gbody knows that he's th^Cere.

^COh dear what can the matter be? ^GI'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. ^CI've no been since two weeks last Saturday. ^GI know who's hidin' in t^Chere!

^Ce'd two big red eyes. On his head was a dent, man; Bi^Gg hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man. My^C mammy says he sounds just like the rent man, But I^G know who's hiding in t^Chere.

^COh dear what can the matter be? ^GI'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. ^CI've no been since two weeks last Saturday. ^GI know who's hidin' in t^Chere!