^GIf you're looking for ^G4trouble, ^Gyou're in the ^G4right place ^GDon't look at me ^G4like that, or ^GI'll headbutt your face ^GI'm a mean ^G4mother-fucker, ^GI was born that ^G4way ^GAnd just because ^G4I wear a skirt, ^Gdon't think I'm fucking gay...

^FCos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and ^CJimmy is my name^G ^G4 ^FI'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and ^Ccausing pain ^Dis my game... ^G ^G4

^GNow if you're a^G4 woman, ^Gmarried or ^G4not ^GI'll take all y^G4our kit off, ^Gand I'll dive in your mott ^GI'll take your ^G4legs, ^Gand spread them ^G4wide ^GAnd then I'll put a ^G4wet-suit on and s^Ghag you from inside...

^FI'm an evil scotsman^C, and my name is ^GJock ^FAnd the girls are all gaggin' for a p^Cortion of my ^D10 inch ^Gcock

^FYes I'm an Evil Scotsman and ^Cmy name is ^GJock ^FI've got one hand in my pocket and I'm ^Cplaying with my ^D10 inch ^Gcock

^GI don't care where you ^G4come from, if you're ^Gbig or you're ^G4small ^GI've fought the ^G4best, and ^GI've beat them all ^GIf you're English or ^G4Irish, you^G wont have to^G4 die ^GBut if you are a ^G4German you ^Gcan kiss your arse goodbye...

^FI'm an Evil Scotsman, and ^CJock is my ^Gname ^FIf you don't like the rules don't ^Cplay the ^Dfucking ^Ggame ^FYes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my ^Cname is ^GJock ^FAnd the girls are just dying for a ^Cportion of my 1^D0 inch c^Gock

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Billy Connolly - Evil scotsman