Billy Connolly - Everybody knows that

^DIt only rains when clouds bang together, ^GBut everybody kn^Dows that. ^DAnd its rockets and missiles that are causing this bad weather, ^GBut everybody kn^Dows that. ^CBut does anybody know The way that things are gonna go for them t^Gomorrow? ^CWhat will they do when they turn round and find that they have no time left to ^Aborrow?

^DMs. Zsa Zsa Gabor is the world's greatest actress, ^GBut everybody kn^Dows that. ^DAnd the sex bomb of the 50s got her first break on a mattress, ^GBut everybody knows t^Dhat. ^CBut does anybody know The way that things are gonna go for them ^Gtomorrow? ^CWhat will they do when they turn round and find that they have no time left to ^Aborrow? ^DA ring with a pearl is bound to bring you tears, B^Gut everybody kn^Dows that, ^DAnd if you break a mirror it's bad luck for seven years, B^Gut everybody know^Ds that. ^CBut does anybody know The way that things are gonna go for them t^Gomorrow? ^CWhat will they do when they turn round and find that they have no time left to ^Aborrow?