Bill Bailey - The leg of time
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C5 D5 D5/F F G D D
e|-------------------------2-----------|
B|---------------------1---3-------2---|
G|---------------5---------2---1---2---|
D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---|
A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------|
E|----3-----5----x---------------------|
Riff 1: C5 -> D5 -> D5/F -> D5
Riff 1 x2
The Jester hops on the Leg of Time
The C5scourge of the wizard Dnation
Riff 1 x2
Magical chanting is no crime
When you're C5suckered by a blind alDsation
F G Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Riff 1 x2
Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel
C5Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-Dha-ha-ha
Riff 1 x2
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland
C5Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't Dknow
F G Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
F G Riff 1 x2
When Time has one leg, it couldn't march
It Fstopped, it Ghopped
F G Riff1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Was it the Fwizards? (No.) Was it the Ggoblins? (No.)
Was it the D5elves? (No.) Was it the C5dwarves? (No.)
Riff 1 x2
Was it the Brain Police? (What?)
Was it the Fman with the key to door of reality,
G Riff 1 x2
Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)
Was it the Fterorists? (Nope) GPteradactyls? (No)
Riff 1 x2
It was Terry
Riff 1 x2
Terry
F G Riff 1
Terry stole the Leg of Time
(Cockney Middle 8)
Oh DTerry, you slag, you Gnicked the Leg of Time
DGive it back before you get a Dslap
DTake it down the Dog & Duck Gand leave it behind the bar
Or Dyou'll get a Dslap sunDshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)
GLeave it Dbehind the Dbar (Get off me sister)
GLeave it Dbehind the Dbar (Give him half a pound)
GLeave it Dbehind the Dbaa--arr
F G Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
F G Riff 1 x2
Terry stole the Leg of Time.
The Ftheft of Time's GLeg was his D5crime