Bill Bailey - Text song

^AmYou texted me on a ^Gmonday But i did not get your ^Ftext 'til the tuesday Be^Gcause of a network problem

^AmI texted you on a ^Gwednesday but i did not know that you had ^Fcalled because your s^Gim card was not correctly installed

^AmYou texted me on a ^Gthursday To say that you would ^Fmeet me at the shopping centre^G I texted you back and said^Am where should i meet you and ^Gyou said dixons but i ^Fdid not know which dixons you^E ment ^Amwas it the one inside the ^Gdoor or the one further by c^Furrys, these are my worries

^AmYou texted me on a ^Gmonday to say that it was ^Fover but i did not under^Estand be^Dmcause you used pred^Eictive text and it was ^Amshur^G gu^Fr b^Glur gur gur ................