Bill Bailey - Leg of time

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The je^A5ster hops on 'The Leg ^G5of Time', | ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/__/ ^C5/__^A5/ /^A5__/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

The sc^F5ourge of the wizard ^D5na - t^D5ion, ^ ^ Ma^A5drigal chanting is no crime, | ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/__/ ^G5/__^A5/ /^A5__/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ When you're su^F5ckled by a blind al - ^D5sa - t^D5ion! ^ ^

Who st^F5ole ^{F5 G5} ...'The Leg of T^A5ime'?

^G5 S^A5een through the eyes of a Mur - g^G5ar's kestrel, | ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/__/ ^G5/__^A5/ /^A5__/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Wh^F5ere's the tiny mouse? (T^G5here it is!) ^F5Ha, ha, h^G5aaaaa! R^A5ide a white pig to the edge of Lapland!

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^F5Why did I do that? ^G5Why did I do that? (I don't know!) ^G5 Who s^F5tole ^G5 ...'The Leg of T^A5ime'? ^G5/__^A5/ ^G5/__^A5/ ^ ^ ^ ^

When T^F5ime had one ^G5leg, it couldn't ma^G5rch^A5, ^{A5 G5 A5 A5} It stopped! ^F5 It hopped! ^D5 Who st^F5ole ^G5 ...'The Leg of T^A5ime'?

Was it the wi^F5zards? (No!) Was it the g^G5oblins? Was it the el^A5ves? Was it the d^G5war - ^A5ves? (No!) Or was it the kes^F5trels? (No!) Was it the s^G5atyrs? (No!) Was it the B^A5rain Police? | ^A5/ / ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/ | ^C5 (What?) Was it the ^F5man with the key to door of reality, ^G5 Underneath the mat of insig - ni^A5ficance? | ^A5/ / ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/ | ^C5 (Nope!) ^F5 Who was it then? ^G5 Was it the terr^F5orists? (Nope!) Ptero - da^G5ctyls? (Nope!) Oh!

(It was Terry!) | ^A5/ / ^G5/__^A5/ ^A5/ | Terry! | ^A5/ / / ^G5/__^G5/ | Te^F5rry st^G5ole 'The Leg of T^A5ime'!

Oh, Te^Arry, you slag, you ni^Dcked 'The Leg of Time', G^Aive it back, before you get a s^Elap! Oh, t^Dake it down 'The Dog and Duck', and le^Aave it behind the ^F#7bar, Or y^Bm7ou'll get a s^Elap, Sun - sh^Aine! (Don't gi' mi' no rabbit!) ^F#7 L^Bm7eave it be - h^Eind the b^Aar! (Get off m' s^F#7ister!) L^Bm7eave it be - h^Eind the b^Aar! (Give m' 'alf a p^F#7ound!) L^Bm7eave it be - h^Eind the b^Aar----!

Who s^F5tole ^G5 ...'The Leg of T^A5ime'? ^G5 Te^F5rry---^G5--- ...stole 'The Leg of T^A5ime', ^G5 F5 G5 (A5) The theft ...of Time's Leg ...was his crime!