Bill Anderson - Waffle house christmas

^EMama burned the turkey and daddy set the tree on f^Aire. ^BThe dog started barkin' the kid's started cryin' like an out of tune Christmas cho^Eir. Sister grabbed the baby, Becky grabbed Bubba, and Bubba grabbed a six pack of ^Abeer. We^B Headed for the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't be paintin' us this ye^Ear.

It's ^Agonna be a good old fashi^Boned Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas. ^C#mTwenty seven brand new friends ^Aall havin' dinner with ^Bus. ^EJoinin' our hands bowin' our head over ^Agrits and eggs and raisin bread. ^BHash browns ^Bcovered and smothered somebody please pass the butter. Suzy don't hit your brother don't sass your mother. Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas.^{B E}

Rachel said she heard reindeer on the restaurant ^Aroof. ^BBilly can't eat yet for starin' at the brunette over in the ^Ecorner booth^B. He want's to ^Emeet her somethin' awful won't even touch his waffle. He want's her attention I ^Aknow. He wants to ^Bput her in his stockin' go jingle bell rockin' ^Eunderneath the misletoe.

Aint ^Anothin' like a good old fas^Bhioned Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas. ^C#mTwenty seven brand new friends ^Aall havin' dinner with us. Joinin^B' our hands^E bowin' our head over ^Agrits and eggs and raisin bread. ^BHash browns covered and smothered will somebody please pass the butter. ^F#mSuzy don't ^Bhit your brother don't sass your mother. Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas.

^AMama kinda likes it cause ^Bshe don't have to do the ^Edishes. It ^C#mlooks like we might have started a ^Abrand new holiday ^Btradition accidently.

^ANothin' like a good old fa^Bshioned Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas. ^C#mTwenty seven brand new friends ^Aall havin' dinner with ^Bus. ^EJoinin' hands bowin' our head's over ^Agrits and eggs and raisin bread. ^BEverybody's in good cheer. ^F#mWe're makin' it perfectly clear ^Bthis was a good idea. See you back next year. Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas.

^BEverybody knows they never close. Tweny four seven three sixty five. Without 'em how would we ever survive? Thank God for a Waffle Hou^Ese Christmas.^{B E}