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AmCalmly, like a rD7azor "I got us on the door," Or "I got a tape of 'Clerks' someone Left the night before" So I go over later, You're sitting in that chair Smoking on your cigarette AmFingering your DhairE
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ASo I gEet drunk and Dstoned, E Every Atime you Ecome aroDund E (x2)
Yeah, yeah yeah
AmTwenty-nine and aD7imless You bartend down on fourth Your parents pay insurance and The Parson's Audit course Over school and uninspired Trust fund up your nose All that wasted talent but, uh AmAin't that how it Dalways Egoes?
ASo I gEet drunk and Dstoned, E Every Atime you Ecome aroDund E (x2)
Yeah, yeah yeah
ASo long Amaj7Allison Foley A7So long, bye-Dbye Dm
Am D7 (x4)
Sometimes you Amunderstand the D7reason How you went astray Least of all the answer, but it Hurts to watch you waste away
ASo I gEet drunk and Dstoned, E Every Atime you Ecome aroDund E (x2)
Yeah, yeah yeah
ASo E drunk and sDtoned E So drunk and stoned So so Woo- hoo woo-hoo
ASo long Amaj7Allison Foley A7So long, bye-Dbye Dm (x2) Yeah, yeah, Ayeah