Better Oblivion Community Center - Didnt know what i was in for

^D My telephone, it doesn't have a ca^Gmera ^D If it did I'd take a picture of my^Gself ^D If it did I'd take a picture of the wa^Gter And the ^F#mman on the offramp ^GHolding up the sign that's asking me for help ^D

^D I got a job and I'll work here for the ^Gsummer ^D I fold the towels and set them by the po^Gol ^D Everyone looks happy with each o^Gther 'Til they ^F#mstep away and say the thing they really me^Gant They always sound so cruel ^D

^A I didn't know what I was in^G for ^D When I signed up for that ^Grun ^A There's no way I'm curing ^Gcancer But I'll ^Emsweat it out I feel ^Gso proud now for all the good I've ^Ddone

^DI know a girl who owns a boutique in the ci^Gty ^DSelling clothes to the fashionably la^Gte ^DSays she cries at the news but doesn't rea^Glly Cause it's^F#m too much fun, there's too much time And ^Gtoo much plastic money to be made^D

^A I didn't know what I was ^Gin for ^D When they took my belt an^Gd strings ^A They told me I'd gone ^Gcrazy My^Em arms are strapped in a straight jacket So I ^Gcouldn't save those TV refug^Dees

When they're ^Bmon their backs In a ^F#mbloody bath Full of ^DSarin gas On a sc^Areen

^Bm I didn't know what I was ^Gin for ^D When I laid out in the ^Gsun ^A We get burned for being h^Gonest I've really ^Emnever done a^Gnything, for anyone ^D

^D To fall asleep I need white noise to dist^Gract me ^D Otherwise I have to listen to me t^Ghink ^AOtherwise I pace around, ^Emhold my breath, let it out ^F#mSit on the couch and think about ^GHow living's just a promise that I made