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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
AHe's a bad breaker-upper DHe says the mean things you Adon't mean But me mDeans them He called me Bmbig head (big head) He's an iAdiot He doesn't mean anBmything to Dme
[Verse 2]
AHe's insane (he's insane) That's what I tDhink He, um, dAoesn't really like to do eDverything He's not mBmarried, he's pAoor I'll laBmugh it off or jam a fork into his forDehead
[Pre]
BmHere's to those that wAish us well And tBmhose who don't can Ago to hell I hate mGen but I'm not a lesbDian And I'm sick of being sEingle
[Chorus]
AJerry, maybe we should get maDrried Maybe everything we nAeed is right here in fAm7ront of us I'm in lBmove E
[Verse 3]
AI faked it (fake, fake, fake, fake) AI've yada yaddad sex (yada, yada, yada, yada) He is sBmuch an incredible pDerson I just cAouldn't decide if he was sDponge-worthy
[Verse 4]
He took it oAut, ha ha, he took it out I didn't know you Asmoked You think I'm your Bmpal I'm dating a coDmmunist That's pretty cool iAsn't it I'm just having tBmrouble getting past the fDace painting
[Pre]
BmI got shushed during deAsperado We're having the Dsame problems we had 12 hAours ago It's like a Bmbig-budget movie With a sGtory that goes noEwhere
[Chorus]
AJerry, maybe we should get maDrried Maybe everything we nAeed is right here in fAm7ront of us I'm in lBmove E AJerry, maybe we should get maDrried I want to slAide my tongue arAm7ound you like a snDake EWoah Aoh oh oh oh oh