Ben Folds - Yes man

^GWhy didn't you tell me that I got fat? It's so ^A/Geasy, I can see it Now I'm looking back As I ^C/Gempty one more round of smiling ^Gmaj7photographs

^GSo many things you never mentioned to me ^A/GYou didn't think I could listen Do I ^C/Gcome across so weak? I guess, some^Gmaj7times I am

Now, you're so ^A5gone ^{A5/B C}Oh ^C/D Eb G/D A2-5 I don't need a Yes Man and a song ^A5/BOh, ^Gwhy didn't you tell me about it?

^GI watched a patch of morning light As it ^A/Gcrept across a bed and It reached your sleepy ^C/Geyes And in that time I'd for^Gmaj7gotten why

^GI couldn't tell you why I was mad So I ^A/Gheld it in and you kept it back Every ^C/Gpicture that I click and drag It's ^Gmaj7obvious

Now, we're so ^A5gone ^{A5/B C}Oh ^C/D Eb G/D A2-5 I don't need a Yes Man and a song ^A5/BOh, ^Gwhy didn't you tell me about it?

I ^A/Gknow, some^C/Gtimes You ^Gmaj7tried to talk to me Bb /C G/D And I make a joke of it I ^A/C#do that some^F/Ctimes When I ^Bbknow it's ^F/Agonna hurt

^GWhy didn't you tell me that I got fat? Now I'm ^A/Gcrying all the way from the photomat 'Cause I ^C/Gsee I got more chins Than a Chinese ^Gphone book has

Now, you're so ^A5gone ^{A5/B C}Oh ^{C/D Eb}I don't need a ^G/DYes Man and a ^Gsong Oh, ^A/Gwhy didn't you tell me about it? ^{C/G G} Oh, ^A/Gwhy didn't you tell me about it? ^{C/G Eb Gadd9}